An agency with millions of dollars in funding assigned this task to an intern using MS

Well the intern cannot be first in on an entry team, they need to start with something.

looks just as good as a professional card they would sell in a store

Since design, and holiday cards have nothing to do with their purpose, it’s not so bad that they didn’t spend money having a decent design crafted.

Why didn’t they just tell me through the bug in my smartphone?