Mom, when I got into 8th grade-ish: now, you're a teen, if you are going to go be having sex we need to make sure protection is available so no preggering happens at all those parties I've beeen told you're going to sneak out to go get fucked by everyone at.
Me, an asexual: *laughs in shut in*
Me, an asexual: *laughs in shut in*