Bf: Please dont wrap present in duckttape Me: Okay okay no duckttape this time

Nice

You know it's a good gift when it has to be locked up

For the uninitiated, red loctite is a thread locker for things that will never, ever be taken back apart

Do not, absolutely do not, get that confused with the KY.

I appreciate the effort, but that threaded rod doesn't stand a chance against these bolt cutters

I've done a present wrapped 20 times with layers of duct tape and glitter for my brother for his birthday (his bday is on April fools) and when he finally got to the end it was a loonie hahahaa he was unimpressed and covered in glitter by the end