Classic d*ck

@aviva and then we can fill it with dogs! Or squirrels. Maybe cats.
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(Also, gotta say, I was a bit nervous when I saw I'd been summoned to a post called "classic dick" )

I‘m pretty sure the cats will kill/maim the squirrels, and the dogs would hate the cats. Pandas would be much better.
Just see it as “Classic Richard“ and problem solved :) lol

Not true! I've owned dogs and cats and rabbits all at the same time and they got on. The one cat would actually continually harass the dog until it groomed her and would follow him everywhere.
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Squirrels could be a problem though. They can live on the roof

Oh. When I had dogs, they took the liberty to harass every other animal that lived around. The dog must have been so misreable around it lol.
I‘m worried about the squirrels reproducing and over-populating.

Okie dokie!
*gives xvarnah a broken, haunted mansion that'll cost millions of dollars to fix*

@aviva well I guess it depends on socialization some haha. Tbh the cats usually have a bigger problem with the dogs than vice versa. Although they had to be THEIR cats. Like if a stray cat came into the yard, the dogs had no qualms about barking and chasing it out. Haha he got a bit exasperated with her sometimes, but he loved her.
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Have your squirrels spayed or neutered.
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@dr_richard_ew how haunted are we talking here?

Like, everyone who lived there died and joined the haunting like the other ghosts

That sounds like a lot of spirits I can charge an occupation fee

They never pay

Oh lol
Dr, she can‘t live there!

You wished for a mansion, I have a mansion.
Also I don't mean to sound offensive when saying this but... xvarnahs a she?

I want the best you have, dr.
I believe so. @xvarnah Dr has a question

I'm a genie, I give you good things with consequences

Then they'll have to make room for the zambies
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Also, careful @Aviva, you only have 2 wishes left
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Yes I am a she haha

I wish for an unlimited number of wishes

Granted, you now have an unlimited amount of wishes that have to do with pocket lint

Not fair!!

I told you what to expect from me. What else did you expect?

You to be impartial

Nah

Why not? :(

I teach people to be careful for what they wish for

Even for your pal?

Even you

*heartbroken*

That's the work of a genie

@Aviva @dr_richard_ew we've offended the Gods of downvoting. Or pleased them, not sure how that works actually

They're not gods, they're just slimy little guests

Does this mean you've touched them?

Yes. And I wish I never did

-gives you 50gallons of hand sanitizer- I think we all wish that

Don‘t use the sanitizer until you exclude me from your silly rule, dr. @Xvarnah , they do want to be recognised

For a second I thought you were calling me Dr Xvarnah

Lol. Would you like that?

I don't think this website is big enough for TWO doctors.
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(Side note: I now have Diary of Jane stuck in my head because it's just that easy with my brain)

I LOVE THAT SONG

We had other doctors, but Richard threatened them all.
Dairy of Jane?

@dr_richard_ew ME TOO! I haven't actually listened to it in forever but now I may have to!
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@aviva well I'd prefer to be not murdered in the near future by the resident good doctor.
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Also:
https://youtu.be/DWaB4PXCwFU
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Diary of Jane! By breaking Benjamin!
... dairy of Jane is something else

Dr hates apples. How can he be good?
Thanks.
“Did you just assume Jane was DAIRY-less! WOW!“
Lol

Yaaaas crank the song girl, it's so awesome

Well the good news is we now have confirmation he's not a God of death.
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I assumed nothing! I just said the dairy of Jane is different from her diary
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@dr_richard_ew I was so bummed when they... or he I guess (he's the only one of them left, idk) went on hiatus for so long. Though DoJ is still one of their best songs. Although when I first listened to it I thought it was "diary unchained." <_<

I also really enjoy Breath. Did you know it took me about 7 years to find that song again after first hearing it?

Breath was the second song of theirs I ever heard, and one of the first ones I liked! Ahh the nostalgia is real. Good grief haha I can imagine. I've had some struggles finding songs... -_- Did you not know enough of the lyrics or..?

@xvarnah lol
I feel like an alien now

I didnt know the lyrics whatsoever

@dr_richard_ew that's the worst. I hate when I can't remember or find a song... Sometimes I see the yahoo answer people go like "you know that song that goes LA LA LA LA la la la oooo ah ah ah UN tsss uhn tss" and someone comes along and somehow gets the exact right song and I'm like "how the hell did that work..."

@aviva haha why an alien?

I can‘t relate to how awesome it is(I haven‘t listened to it yet though).

Haha well if you're not a fan of hard rock/alt metal etc, breaking Benjamin, and by extension the song, may not appeal to you

Oh