This is beyond science

Really? I think I've only talked about @xvarnah's svelte, luxurious handlebar mustache.

I just polished it this morning

Lol. How long have you had it?

It's rude to inquire about a person's moustache-age. The moustache might hear you and get dejected, and the last thing we need is droop in such fabulous facial hair

Lol. When is it birthday?

I imagine it must be sometime in November

Does it have a valentine? @Granlobomalo ‘s mustache told me it would love to ask it out

I'm pretty sure granlobomalo's moustache is having an affair with guest_'s beard at present

But...but...Guest_‘s beard is having an affair with dr ew‘s chest hair.

Life is so complicated on funsubstance!

Never grow facial hair. That's the only solution

What?? But I'm composed of, like, 85% facial hair at this point.

At this point, the facial hair is growing you

Lol