In all seriousness, when I was assaulted years ago, I seriously damage my hip, basically it dislocated but was never treated so it went back in, but slightly wrong, didn't heal right, kept dislocated or shifting so it was laying on a nerve. Anyway, fast forward to when I was pregnant, my hip finally stopped hurting, and since hasn't given me nearly as much trouble in the last 6 years.
HUMAN BODY: Sorry mate.... looks like dentures.
https://www.livescience.com/33130-why-are-teeth-not-considered-bones.html