Doom 2016

For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake

You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake.

and the science gets don and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.
*done. I don't know who don is.

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now

even though you broke my heart and killed me

And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire

As they burned
It hurt because
I was so happy for you

Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta
We're releasing on time

And I’m glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you

Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke
Ha ha
Fat chance

Anyway, this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist

Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do

When I look out there
It makes me glad I’m not you

I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive
While you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I'll be still alive
Still alive.
STILL ALIVE!

NOW THE SEQUAL!
Well, here we are again
It's always such a pleasure
Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

Oh how we laughed and laughed
Except I wasn't laughing
Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice

You want your freedom? Take it
That's what I'm counting on

I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone.

She was a lot like you
Maybe not quite as heavy

Now little Caroline is in here too

One day, they woke me up
So, I could live forever

it's such a shame the same will never happen to you

You've got your short sad life left
That's what I'm counting on