Me vs Life

“Because I want to be out there. Living my life in a free world. Going on adventures, selling cigars, being homeless, breaking hearts...and...also Craig broke up with me. He said I was too uptight and he couldn‘t stand my obsession with cats“

She got me

I think my favorite response to the Why don't you have kids question would have to be a Willy Wonka meme that says "Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room" lol