Real talk

I don’t know why I’m offended so you should all apologise to me

I don‘t know why I should apologise. You should not be offended by me

I'm offended by how offended you all are

I‘m offended by you

That's fair, actually

this chain has a complete, utter lack of puncuation and it offends me

The punctuation I used is offended by your failure to notice it

I’m offended that you attacked me and didn’t even have a capital letter at the start of your sentence.

in offenced by you being the only person who has a period at the end of your sentence

I‘m offended that you have a typo in your comment.

HA YOU FOOL! I put that there on purpose so you would notice and now I can get offended by your criticism by calling it hate speech!

I‘m offended by your name-calling

I'm offended that you intentionally set a trap for people to get offended. You're just SJW scum

HEY SAYING "SJW" DEHUMANISES PEOPLE YOU RUSSIAN BOT!

IM OFFENDED THAT YOURE YELLING

I‘m offended that apostrophes are not your thing.

I'm offended that my predictive text isn't as good as I thought it would be

I'm offended that I'm not sure what you mean by that.