Disney's Harry Potter

Willie the Giant should be Hagrid. It's the best I could think of anyway. (http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Willie_the_Giant)

that actually is a legitimate ship. You can find it on fanfiction.net
that is how starved for new material this fandom is

......huh

yep. I think this has gone a bit too far... J.K. Rowling might have to write a sequel series to keep the potterheads at bay