"I Didn't Make Him...But He's Mine."; - Dog

years?

Eh, they aren't so bad as long as they are infants, it's when they become mobile that the annoyances REALLY begin

I can see that. I'm just saying I'd be peeved before that stage was even reached.

It is a bit disturbing since it looks like a raw chicken

The dog is naked,why not the baby?

Because naked dogs don't look like raw chicken