I have a lot of random things in my wallet. Like there is a square dance lessons card in there. I've never been square dancing and I don't remember where it came from... I probably should clean it out. Also, it smells because I went swimming with pants on and didn't know my wallet was in them. So it has that watery smell. I keep telling people it smells when I take it out and then I get weird looks and have to explain the swimming thing and emphasize that my ass doesn't just smell bad. Well, I'm sure it's not all butterflies and rainbows down there. Clearly I've said too much.
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sadly ill have to move everything from my jacket to my pants when it gets warmer :(