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purplepumpkin
· 5 years ago
· FIRST
Who wouldn't fear gigantic 2-headed spiders?
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mrfahrenheit
· 5 years ago
"Oh no, it's four armed, four legged, two faced creatures! My very specific weakness!" - Zeus probably
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parisqeen
· 5 years ago
The one thing he looked at and went "I don't wanna fuck that"
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guest
· 5 years ago
Nah. He prolly did fuck one and didn't wanna have it double pregnant so he started splitting them lol.
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deleted
· 5 years ago
Lol @Parisqueen. I think about this all the time: if I had been Zeus in Greek Myth, almost all the stories would’ve gone exactly the same way xD
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parisqeen
· 5 years ago
As in, you'd fuck everyone? or no body?
deleted
· 5 years ago
Everyone
parisqeen
· 5 years ago
Why not start now? Be free and safe second coming of Zeus
deleted
· 5 years ago
I’d love to, but I don’t have the time, the supernatural powers or the courage to approach and woo a sufficient number of women
parisqeen
· 5 years ago
Understandable hahaha especially the first one
guest
· 5 years ago
In context, this story is one of several explanations for love offered at a symposium that Socrates is at. Everyone goes around in a circle and explains how they think love works, and this is the story told by one of the more jokey characters. As far as I remember, a lot of the rest of it is used to explain why some people are attracted to men or women based on the type of person they were attached to originally.
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