My Kenyan friend sent me this when I asked him if he knows another Kenyan. Turns out,

Hahahaha ... i should lol

@Xvarnah not if you’re 22 and from LA. Everywhere is within shouting distance, everyone is hungry and sick, and safaris start every 15 minutes

@shikharizard I imagine Toto's song didn't do much to help the situation

@Xvarnah my favourite song since 2005. That song will play at my funeral.