Careful now or we're liable to dunk your head in some ice to try and bring some of that swelling down <.<
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@Xvarnah Wouldn't that cause tissue damage? Am I supposed to put my genitals in ice water? Idk mama-bear I'm relying on your motherly advice. After all you didn't specify which head.. and one is more likely to be swollen than the other >.>
@shikharizard if this is the part where you wait for me to correct you instead of letting you sacrifice your genitals to the ice bath, I'm afraid one of your heads is in for a very rude awakening <.<
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@Xvarnah which head do you like better? I love both heads. I also love head.
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Great brand, they make great racquets! ;)
@shikharizard honestly in this scenario I think the real question is which head do YOU like better, considering the suggested fate for at least one of them. Then again maybe you're into ice
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.... Brand? Do I want to know? >.>
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Tbh, ice wont hurt me. Any part of me.
F1 drivers do it twice weekly as part of their training regime. Literally nothing I'd want to do more than being an F1 driver - aside from pilot. Ice baths, and more importantly, regular ice baths have literally 1000s of well-documented benefits. I'd love to. I'd do it the first time you dared me just for shock factor, probably only hesitate for a couple seconds.
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You should get naked and join me.. then we can go warm up together too.
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Lol, they make tennis rackets.
You realize I'm also Canadian? <.< I'm well aware that ice baths (or ice swims) are popular and have reported health benefits haha. I think they have infinitely LESS benefits, however, when it's only your HEAD being submerged in the water. Also why do so many guys wanna drive race cars? <.< technically there's nothing STOPPING you from taking an ice bath. Though if you're still doing keto may be better to wait for that to settle out >.> it just occurred to me I don't know if I never replied to that other comment chain now. I'll have to check.
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"Warm up." Psh, you can submerge me in ice water all you want-- I'd still be just as hot when I got out <.<
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TENNIS rackets is far less interesting. However I still want clarification on who we're talking about (is it "rude awakening?") Otherwise I'm left with the imagery that it's your heads making the rackets, and as impressive as that would be, it's also a little horrifying
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@Xvarnah I do realize, but you expressed uncertainty about the baths
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There are 20 f1 drivers in the world at any given time, ever. 20, total. It is THE ULTIMATE competition. If you're in f1 you're already the best, and youre up against the best of the best. You get to test yourself against Gods amongst men, and the nature of the sport is the cars are meant to be comparable. In reality that isn't the case. The richest teams always win, but the fact remains that when you win in F1 you're the best on the planet at your given craft. I would kill to compete at that level.
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You're paid to drive fast cars, and be in extraordinarily, insanely good shape. You're in a different country every week. And did I mention the girls?
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Hahaha, I'm impressed you have all these comment chains vaguely cataloged in your head.
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Ooh la la, mama-bear finally started flirting back. Let's take a bath and find out.
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Haha I don't even know what you meant, but I would be willing to give you a first-
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-hand demonstration on just how talented my heads are ;)
Ahh and you just jumped at the chance to educate me <.<
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Haha I guess I'm just not as drawn to the "gotta go fast" thrill. I always did prefer Link over Sonic >.> it's always interesting to hear people talk about things they're really passionate about, though. Have you ever driven a race car at all? Travelling all the time sounds AWFUL <.< also they pay them to be in good shape?
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Ah yes. The girls. Anytime you're unsure of a guy's motivation just ask yourself "is there a chance they'll be getting attention from girls" and things become much more clear >.>
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I didn't think you'd be happy if I "dodged" the comment again
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Tbh I was expecting something a lot less innocent than tennis rackets. But I suppose that would be more along the line of paddles than rackets
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@Xvarnah it's my responsibility as a man to educate women on topics they couldn't care less about. Duh.
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It's not about going fast, its about BEING ABLE to go fast. Controlling your car like a scalpel at 300kmh with limited visibility, DEAFENING noise, rubber flying, a mask and a helmet on, and no safety systems or driver assistance built into your car. Maintaining grip and rubber temperature, maintaining tire life so you can cruise when you need to and race aggressively when you need to, monitoring and controlling engine heat and fuel reserves, all while competing and winning? Fuck. YES.
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I've driven many many fast cars, and I go-kart like a demon when I get the chance. Not as often as I'd like though. When I was 19 I totalled my bosses' brand new mustang after 6 seconds behind the wheel. He hired me back the following year.
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And yes, they pay for them to be in good shape. It's a requirement. Dont pass the gruelling pre-season fitness tests you get kicked off the team...
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And I mean Olympic level fitness.
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Travelling all the time can be awful. I did it for 1.5 years. But staying in 5-star hotels, being driven in a limo, wined and dined, and.. the girls... yeah sounds like heaven to me.
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Tbh, the girls are not the focus. Not even close. Fuck bitches get money right? Added perk though. And after you hook up with 3 size 0 21yos the day after winning a race, you're on a plane by 7am the next morning to the next badass destinstion. And you never even knew their names ;)
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WHAT is not to love?
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And yet you continue dodging. Coward. Let me know if you still want a demonstration. I can bring paddles ;)
Not relevant to this comment chain but clearly you're a bad influence on me. Just overheard someone (talking about tools or machines or something) say "it was a little tight going in" and had to actively attempt not to snort and make a fool of myself in public
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We both know I’m an amazing influence on you. You would not have stopped to share that little nugget of gold, if you didn’t agree. You’re welcome.
@shikharizard if I didn't care I wouldn't have asked haha. I'm not going to lie and say I ever plan on having long, deep discussions about racing, but like I said it's interesting hearing people talk about things they're passionate about. And hearing why they are.
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It alllll comes back to control with you, doesn't it? <.< also fuck loud noises >.>
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Also: "maintaining grip and rubber temperature."
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Okay, I know when you said go-karts you mean the actual go-karts but for some reason the first ones that came to my mind were like the really small ones for kids that barely have any speed and just picturing a bunch of hyper aggressive males losing their minds trying to race these things. Which, not gonna lie, pretty amusing. I've never gone go-karting. I figure first I should master the bumper cars
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What I take away from that story: either you're a better salesman than you let on, or your boss is a very poor judge of character <.<
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Misread that as "fuck-bitches get money" ...
...which is technically still correct, but I wasn't sure how prostitutes suddenly got involved.
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That sounds AWFUL to me haha. But travelling stresses me out. Plus I'm hetero, <.< size 0s DEFINITELY takes your favourite Kardashian off the list <.<
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That just blows the one night stand theory right out the window >.> one night orgys count as one night stands FYI. <.< Also I thought 21 year olds were too young for you? Getting very mixed accounts here
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Bold of you to assume I don't already have my own
Tbh you can't even rightly be held accountable. My brain often reverts to 12 year old status on comments like that, I just usually keep it to myself.
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Not to mention I've been known to say things like "I guess just put the tip in your mouth," and "if it doesn't fit, force it" and then only realizing after how that might sound
@aviva don't read anything above here. Also I gave you guys plenty of time to respond D: can only leave shik hanging for so long
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@Xvarnah well now you know. There are more fun to watch spectator sports, but there is no sport on the planet more elite and competitive than F1. Guest probably isn’t a fan.
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It all comes back to control for everyone. Most people just don’t know it. Drive on the EDGE of control in all things in life.. that’s living.
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Lol, maintaining grip is on you baby, I’ll handle rubber temperature ;)
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Hahaha no, definitely not. High speed go karts with other car guys. The type of dudes who talk about cornering speed and mechanical grip in their spare time. It’s fun.
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Lol, I’m the best. The best of the best of the best. My boss is better.. and an excellent judge of character. We were supposed to work together starting March 1st, last year. He wasn’t ready for me, I took another job, and he’s been trying to poach me for over a year ever since. We wrote the business plan that were executing now, together, starting at 10:30PM on some night in December 2017. We worked nonstop until like..
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7AM, and this is after we both finished working 13 hour shifts. I was back at work by 1PM.
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He knows me, my training, my skill set, my former Managers and Directors and he pursued me aggressively. He finally got me.
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We’re talking about f1 drivers.. Ofc prostitutes are involved.
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And I’m shocked. Travelling is like my life’s dream. Trust me, you can still be hetero after a night like that. That’s my job ;)
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Id make an exception for Kim. And idk how to explain this to you. ONS are not my goal or my preference, but if you’re an F1 driver you’re not staying behind to enter a long term relationship with some drunk chick from a sponsor party. Gotta make the best of what you have. And no, not too young, just too immature. 19 works too.
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Haha, bold of cowardly you to tell me you do have your own.
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I’m well aware I’m not responsible. We both are, but I’ll be a gentleman and take credit anyway. Save you and your kitten the embarrassment.
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I can put the tip in your mouth anytime.
@shikharizatd haha guest_ may very well be a fan, you just dislike his comments so you've written him off <.< you wouldn't like him more if he WAS a fan anyway >.>
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Maybe on some level. I don't think control is a driving force for a lot of people the same way it is for you or your boss or such, though. Which is important, because if we were all that way life would just devolve into a never-ending bloodsport
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I'm pretty sure grip and rubber temperature go "hand in hand"
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Haha I got it, that imagery just entertained me. I used to talk to a guy who did a bit of racing I think. He was in several crashes, though (mind you only one was actually on a race track)
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That explains a lot. You've mentioned just starting for your boss and then saying he wanted you for the killer you "used to be," and I was a little confused how he'd know what you used to be like, but if he'd been headhunting you for awhile that clears things up. It sounds like he has a lot of respect for you tbh
From the sounds of it, I wouldn't think F1 drivers would NEED prostitutes
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Took me way too long to remember who in hell Kim was. Tbh everytime her face moves it freaks me out. It looks weirdly painful haha. I have a feeling she's far from the only not-size 0 you'd make an exception for <.<
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Haha it was actually a GWP I think. I'm not even sure where it ended up.
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To quote shawshank redemption: "anything you put in my mouth, you're going to lose" <.<
@aviva I'm not sure if I should get grim involved or not. Though some of the stuff he posts is almost as bad.
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Also-- don't let shik know you're scared, he thrives on that!
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Great brand, they make great racquets! ;)
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.... Brand? Do I want to know? >.>
F1 drivers do it twice weekly as part of their training regime. Literally nothing I'd want to do more than being an F1 driver - aside from pilot. Ice baths, and more importantly, regular ice baths have literally 1000s of well-documented benefits. I'd love to. I'd do it the first time you dared me just for shock factor, probably only hesitate for a couple seconds.
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You should get naked and join me.. then we can go warm up together too.
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Lol, they make tennis rackets.
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"Warm up." Psh, you can submerge me in ice water all you want-- I'd still be just as hot when I got out <.<
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TENNIS rackets is far less interesting. However I still want clarification on who we're talking about (is it "rude awakening?") Otherwise I'm left with the imagery that it's your heads making the rackets, and as impressive as that would be, it's also a little horrifying
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There are 20 f1 drivers in the world at any given time, ever. 20, total. It is THE ULTIMATE competition. If you're in f1 you're already the best, and youre up against the best of the best. You get to test yourself against Gods amongst men, and the nature of the sport is the cars are meant to be comparable. In reality that isn't the case. The richest teams always win, but the fact remains that when you win in F1 you're the best on the planet at your given craft. I would kill to compete at that level.
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You're paid to drive fast cars, and be in extraordinarily, insanely good shape. You're in a different country every week. And did I mention the girls?
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Hahaha, I'm impressed you have all these comment chains vaguely cataloged in your head.
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Ooh la la, mama-bear finally started flirting back. Let's take a bath and find out.
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Haha I don't even know what you meant, but I would be willing to give you a first-
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Haha I guess I'm just not as drawn to the "gotta go fast" thrill. I always did prefer Link over Sonic >.> it's always interesting to hear people talk about things they're really passionate about, though. Have you ever driven a race car at all? Travelling all the time sounds AWFUL <.< also they pay them to be in good shape?
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Ah yes. The girls. Anytime you're unsure of a guy's motivation just ask yourself "is there a chance they'll be getting attention from girls" and things become much more clear >.>
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I didn't think you'd be happy if I "dodged" the comment again
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Tbh I was expecting something a lot less innocent than tennis rackets. But I suppose that would be more along the line of paddles than rackets
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It's not about going fast, its about BEING ABLE to go fast. Controlling your car like a scalpel at 300kmh with limited visibility, DEAFENING noise, rubber flying, a mask and a helmet on, and no safety systems or driver assistance built into your car. Maintaining grip and rubber temperature, maintaining tire life so you can cruise when you need to and race aggressively when you need to, monitoring and controlling engine heat and fuel reserves, all while competing and winning? Fuck. YES.
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I've driven many many fast cars, and I go-kart like a demon when I get the chance. Not as often as I'd like though. When I was 19 I totalled my bosses' brand new mustang after 6 seconds behind the wheel. He hired me back the following year.
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And yes, they pay for them to be in good shape. It's a requirement. Dont pass the gruelling pre-season fitness tests you get kicked off the team...
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Travelling all the time can be awful. I did it for 1.5 years. But staying in 5-star hotels, being driven in a limo, wined and dined, and.. the girls... yeah sounds like heaven to me.
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Tbh, the girls are not the focus. Not even close. Fuck bitches get money right? Added perk though. And after you hook up with 3 size 0 21yos the day after winning a race, you're on a plane by 7am the next morning to the next badass destinstion. And you never even knew their names ;)
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WHAT is not to love?
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And yet you continue dodging. Coward. Let me know if you still want a demonstration. I can bring paddles ;)
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It alllll comes back to control with you, doesn't it? <.< also fuck loud noises >.>
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Also: "maintaining grip and rubber temperature."
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Okay, I know when you said go-karts you mean the actual go-karts but for some reason the first ones that came to my mind were like the really small ones for kids that barely have any speed and just picturing a bunch of hyper aggressive males losing their minds trying to race these things. Which, not gonna lie, pretty amusing. I've never gone go-karting. I figure first I should master the bumper cars
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What I take away from that story: either you're a better salesman than you let on, or your boss is a very poor judge of character <.<
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Misread that as "fuck-bitches get money" ...
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That sounds AWFUL to me haha. But travelling stresses me out. Plus I'm hetero, <.< size 0s DEFINITELY takes your favourite Kardashian off the list <.<
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That just blows the one night stand theory right out the window >.> one night orgys count as one night stands FYI. <.< Also I thought 21 year olds were too young for you? Getting very mixed accounts here
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Bold of you to assume I don't already have my own
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Not to mention I've been known to say things like "I guess just put the tip in your mouth," and "if it doesn't fit, force it" and then only realizing after how that might sound
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It all comes back to control for everyone. Most people just don’t know it. Drive on the EDGE of control in all things in life.. that’s living.
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Lol, maintaining grip is on you baby, I’ll handle rubber temperature ;)
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Hahaha no, definitely not. High speed go karts with other car guys. The type of dudes who talk about cornering speed and mechanical grip in their spare time. It’s fun.
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Lol, I’m the best. The best of the best of the best. My boss is better.. and an excellent judge of character. We were supposed to work together starting March 1st, last year. He wasn’t ready for me, I took another job, and he’s been trying to poach me for over a year ever since. We wrote the business plan that were executing now, together, starting at 10:30PM on some night in December 2017. We worked nonstop until like..
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He knows me, my training, my skill set, my former Managers and Directors and he pursued me aggressively. He finally got me.
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We’re talking about f1 drivers.. Ofc prostitutes are involved.
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And I’m shocked. Travelling is like my life’s dream. Trust me, you can still be hetero after a night like that. That’s my job ;)
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Id make an exception for Kim. And idk how to explain this to you. ONS are not my goal or my preference, but if you’re an F1 driver you’re not staying behind to enter a long term relationship with some drunk chick from a sponsor party. Gotta make the best of what you have. And no, not too young, just too immature. 19 works too.
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Haha, bold of cowardly you to tell me you do have your own.
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I can put the tip in your mouth anytime.
@shikharizard *Makes alien noises*
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Maybe on some level. I don't think control is a driving force for a lot of people the same way it is for you or your boss or such, though. Which is important, because if we were all that way life would just devolve into a never-ending bloodsport
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I'm pretty sure grip and rubber temperature go "hand in hand"
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Haha I got it, that imagery just entertained me. I used to talk to a guy who did a bit of racing I think. He was in several crashes, though (mind you only one was actually on a race track)
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That explains a lot. You've mentioned just starting for your boss and then saying he wanted you for the killer you "used to be," and I was a little confused how he'd know what you used to be like, but if he'd been headhunting you for awhile that clears things up. It sounds like he has a lot of respect for you tbh
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Took me way too long to remember who in hell Kim was. Tbh everytime her face moves it freaks me out. It looks weirdly painful haha. I have a feeling she's far from the only not-size 0 you'd make an exception for <.<
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Haha it was actually a GWP I think. I'm not even sure where it ended up.
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To quote shawshank redemption: "anything you put in my mouth, you're going to lose" <.<
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Also-- don't let shik know you're scared, he thrives on that!
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It‘s ok. Shik‘s scared of me too ^·^