This is the news I've been waiting for

Todsy is the day we discover that Fritos are the best chip brand.

Air is not the proper term, it’s almost always some combination with lots of nitrogen and stuff to prevent staleness

The chip companies need to get together and all make a chip bag with as little air in it as possible, so that when these dumb fucks buy them they can see for themselves that the air is in there for a fucking reason.

I bought a bag of Honey BBQ Fritos and they were filled all the way to the top. I was amazed.