Potato plz

If I ever write an autobiography, there's no way I'm going with any title but this one.

Best story about the potato is when it was first shown to Queen Elizabeth and she decided to have an all-potato banquet and invited a bunch of nobles over. On receiving the potatoes, the royal kitchen staff threw out the round brown bits (the actual potatoes) and cooked the leaves, which are poisonous. So everyone got horrible indigestion becoming violently ill so they banned potatoes from court.