5 years at Microsoft, here's the award

My Dad after working 5 years as a state fire marshal was given 100 dollars cash gift card and a little gold badge paper weight that had his name and thanking him for his 5 years of service.
But he would have agree this is a much cooler award lol.

That's kind of a shit gift but ehhh...

Most younger people wouldn't even know the significance of Clippy.