I trust you

...my mom and I.

If he slaps anything the only thing I'll be doing is a eulogy.

Jokes aside, if he ever slaps my mom, I guess i need to find weapons around me. Something sharp like knife.. rocks or whatever i can throw at him, maybe some chairs. Or I may have to break a glass bottle to get a sharp edges that i can use to fight with him. Maybe some bananas for me to eat afterwards.