We dont deserve dogs

I wonder what my cats dream about....
What do tigers dreams of?
When they take a little tiger snooze
Do they dream of mauling zebras
Or Hallie Barry in her Catwoman suit
Don't you worry your pretty striped head
Were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed
And then were gonna find our best friend Doug
And then were gonna give him a best friend hug
Doug Doug Oh Doug Doug Dougie Doug Doug
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers, well then we're shit outta luck.

This, like all the other bullshit meant to reinforce dog worship, is nothing more than a single person's wild speculation.