Beer is better than Jesus

Jesus taught you how to have sex? I’d very much like to know plz and thank you

While my cursory search of google didn't leave me any exact examples I don't really doubt that 3 and 5 are completely wrong. I did find this though: https://www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/man-who-bought-wrong-beer-shot-to-death-2-men-charged/837109938 And this :https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/south-fulton-county/man-stabbed-to-death-after-argument-over-beer-witnesses-say/783609637