Anon vs. Chad

I cant tell which one is cringier

I recently had to push an 800 lb bale of cardboard onto a wooden pallet and my coworker that watched said he was confusedbbecause he always thought I was kinda smart. I guess I'm not because I didn't get his joke until I read this

well, i mean, I could call the cops. they have guns and shit, and I'm pretty sure they have slap-proof asses

What is it with these high school bully types and slapping guys on the ass? And then they call you gay like...what why why even that specifically