???? Idk either ????

It's pretty easy to understand?? The boy is on his way to prom and needs to hem his date's gown, but a wild UPS truck is stalking him; luckily the police got a tip and found a UPS truck-wrangler to step in and save the boy, so he could grow up to be Brendan Fraser and make the Mummy movies.

This is so old, but I still haven't fully figured it out.