My property is pants optional

That's no excuse

Some of us can't help it because some men's legs are ridiculously thinner than the rest of their body.

Never skip leg day

Yepo. LOL one year in HS there was a "trade boxers for panties" thing so you'd see dudes with thongs pulled up above their shorts and shit. That shit lasted about a month before the teachers caught on... so then it switched to tops for jackets, and there was nothing they could do about it. Seeing a 200 lb man with a tiny ass top over his normal shirt is fucking hilarious.