Seagulls are rats with wings lmao
I have so many stories about those fuckers but my favorite is the time my Dad was making hotdogs and chilli when we went to the gulf of Mexico.
My Dad had 10 hotdogs on the grill and next to them a pot of chillie simmering.
He turned his back just for a moment I mean split fucking second. Than went back to cooking. We all see about 6 to 8 seagulls fighting like cats and dogs a few feet from us.
We all start laughing. My Dad says "O my God that is so funny ha ha why are they fighting?" We all try to see what could be the reason. Than my Dad says. "It looks like something pink they are trying to get from each other." Than it Dawn's on him. "Wait... something pink... NO!" He runs to the grill and counts. "1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9. YOU BASTARDS!!!!"
We all laugh historically as he chases after the birds.
And after that my Dad assigned my 2nd to youngest and youngest brothers as official bird scariers. They took an umbrella and repeatedly open and closed it.
But after we all were finally done eating and just sitting and talking my Dad sees a seagull perched on the rim of the chillie pot with its head deep in the pot. He was about to scream at it but when it popped its head up for air we see it was missing half its beak. The end of his beak looked like someone cut it off. Poor things tongue was hanging out and every thing. So my Dad just let him have it. It was only a few spoons left anyways.
But before he left he stole the rest my Dads hot dog right out of his hands lmfao my Dad yelled YAH FUCKING BASTARD IS THAT THE THANKS I GET!!!
Lol he was just really angry. He was the greatest Dad ever. Lol he was the kind of person that even though he was 6'4 and had a a pot belly and a hair cut of a 6 yr old boy at church lol he had this baby face and was always funny even more so when he was beyond angry.
You know the saying you are so funny when you are mad. Yeah it was about him. My 2nd oldest used to slap my Dad in the back of the head just to get him to chase him and cuss at him. lmfao
He didn't drink didn't smoke but was addicted to prune cake his mom made and cherry vanilla ice cream.
Lol but yeah completely not Scottish.
I honestly wish more people got to know who he was. He was the kind of person that made friends super easily and took no shit from anyone
I have so many stories about those fuckers but my favorite is the time my Dad was making hotdogs and chilli when we went to the gulf of Mexico.
My Dad had 10 hotdogs on the grill and next to them a pot of chillie simmering.
He turned his back just for a moment I mean split fucking second. Than went back to cooking. We all see about 6 to 8 seagulls fighting like cats and dogs a few feet from us.
We all start laughing. My Dad says "O my God that is so funny ha ha why are they fighting?" We all try to see what could be the reason. Than my Dad says. "It looks like something pink they are trying to get from each other." Than it Dawn's on him. "Wait... something pink... NO!" He runs to the grill and counts. "1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9. YOU BASTARDS!!!!"
We all laugh historically as he chases after the birds.
And after that my Dad assigned my 2nd to youngest and youngest brothers as official bird scariers. They took an umbrella and repeatedly open and closed it.
But before he left he stole the rest my Dads hot dog right out of his hands lmfao my Dad yelled YAH FUCKING BASTARD IS THAT THE THANKS I GET!!!
You know the saying you are so funny when you are mad. Yeah it was about him. My 2nd oldest used to slap my Dad in the back of the head just to get him to chase him and cuss at him. lmfao
He didn't drink didn't smoke but was addicted to prune cake his mom made and cherry vanilla ice cream.
Lol but yeah completely not Scottish.
I honestly wish more people got to know who he was. He was the kind of person that made friends super easily and took no shit from anyone