When consumers get upset about a $999 computer stand

Soon it'll cost a kidney

You'll pay them to replace your eye with a cybernetic one. Then they sell the eye on the black market. Of course, the eye only shows you apple products

Apple wants to make as much money as they can, and they know their fanbase will go into debt to have the latest and greatest. As long as there are suckers out there to buy it, they will continue to make overpriced garbage