Turns out douchebag is a spectrum

ngl, this is kinda wholesome. Not the stealing part, but the returning.

Honour among thieves

Chaotic good?

The thieves were crack/meth heads looking to score. This was their first time stealing packages (supposedly) and when they saw their ill-gotten goods on the news, they knew they've gone too far and had to change their lives (supposedly). This was all in a letter included with the returned belt, so take it with a grain of salt.

This plainly didn't happen.