In 2022 EA is a massive conglomerate that was tasked with rejuvenating the struggling American healthcare industry. Some of their most popular non software DLC bundles include the one that lets you hug your baby after it is born, their “insulin loot chest” which is the only way to get the insulin and not just the needles without grinding for 10,000 hours for a months supply, and the pace maker DLC which provides heart beats regularly instead of at 35 beats per minute. They’re making inroads into food as well- with America’s favorite food being the bread sandwich, and 90% of customers opting for either the “meat” or “peanut butter” add ons. They were able to get away with it thanks to the EA voting machines installed in 2020 which allowed an extra vote for $50 and your votes could actually count for an extra $75k.
With online store order exclusive table of contents and the book of the year addition now with numbered pages and all the typos and poor editing cleaned up! For only $4 each you can purchase the different design dust jacket “book skins” or only $30 for the season pass with one premium skin a month!
Jeezus, get with the times already.