Where is the lie tho?

Sometimes we just wanna chat. A call is disruptive to life, but texts are available anytime and are as short as needed.

We all collectively decided telegrams were better, but we're lazy as hell and didn't wanna wait.

Okay but sometimes calling is soooo much easier, like if my friend is bitching or telling me a juicy story I'm like "GAL CALL ME" so she can hear my over exaggerated emotions.