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That was a good post. I laughed. But as a fun fact- a penis isn’t a muscle. In fact- the penis itself contains very little muscle. It’s a bunch of spongy chambers that fill with blood- the only muscle in the penis serves to squeeze the blood out after an erection. When people “move” their penis there is a muscle in their torso that pulls a tendon- the tendon that keeps a penis from pointing straight at the ground and instead “up” when erect. So for all intents and purposes there isn’t really “muscle” in a penis in any form that matters.