Acceptable personal attack

Calls > Texts anyday. I hate getting random notifications around the day, just talk to me and so I know what is going on.
Can't pick up? I'll try again later, I'll text if I dont need an immediate answer

It bothers me that there are no periods after the last 3 numbers

Texts are for fun and games.
Calls are to set the deal.

Outside of my business email you will never find me actually checking my email (the 1 exception is around my birthday when companies send ‘gifts’)