I also wanna hear y'all inside jokes :)

Squirells, and if she your girl, where am I?

Jesus and his six-sided die to the universe

"Dookietuuuuuuurd" or... "Eaaaarrrrrnnneeeeest!" or "Do you not fathom!?" with a shaking fist as well.

"There's a peach on the table." I literally don't even remember why this started or why it is funny. This doesn't stop ot from being funny.

Mine is: What you gonna do, break another drain pipe? And the classic: And then I joined the navy!

I'd like a salad.................................with mustard