I don't want to be mean or anything but ice and cucmbers are a solid object and water is a liquid so it's impressive to walk on a liquid but not on solid objects.Still I find this funny :P
Ice is still water, it's a change of state not a change of substance. But if Jesus had walked on frozen water I'm sure someone would have called that out. Walking on liquid water makes a much bigger impression.
Ningo, I get the religion thing, trust me, I'm Wiccan. Every time someone ignorant sees my pentagram, they flip out and say I worship satan. This however, is not an insult, it's funny.
'Be careful not to slip Jesus. '
'I wouldn't want you to die. '
'Again.'