That is a face of no shame

Years ago, my eldest beagle Pebbles took a dump in the back yard and as I passed by it I noticed it was bright pink. She had found and eaten a girls thong, and, not wanting my parents to find a girl's underwear in the back yard, I had to quickly pick it up with a plastic bag and throw it over the fence

That gave me an aneurysm first few times trying to read that