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nicengelman
· 5 years ago
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Dude, it's kind of obvious who did and didn't piss their pants
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kcat
· 5 years ago
He thinks it works like sims where a puddle just appears and if the person who pissed walks away no one sees any evidence pointing to the actual pisspants
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nicengelman
· 5 years ago
What's awful is one time in kindergarten we were paired up to do puzzles and the girl that was sitting across from me had like, I know this is gross, but she had explosive diarrhea and I realized something was about to happen and ran away just before it went fucking EVERYWHERE. Her little dress just stopped nothing.
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kcat
· 5 years ago
How did you realize something was about to happen?? Of all the things you could’ve had, is diarrhea detection your superpower?
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nicengelman
· 5 years ago
She was squirming constantly but not like a hyper little kid does and she started hovering over her seat like she was about to take off and run. Plus, for some reason, I've got AMAZING reflexes, like crazy level
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nicengelman
· 5 years ago
But yeah, I can detect diarrhea
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aviva
· 5 years ago
What else can you detect?
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nicengelman
· 5 years ago
Orphans
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aviva
· 5 years ago
Am I an orphan?
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nicengelman
· 5 years ago
I'm not sure, can you send me a vial of your tears?
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kcat
· 5 years ago
Or a brief description of your nightmares
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