How to escape

Step 8: moan like a zombie when you crawl out of your grave, and scare the shit out of as many people as you can

0. Hope your family/kidnappers/whatever were cheapskates and bought a shitty coffin.

You can't be buried alive anymore. You would be embalmed first. And there is no way you could survive that process. Be worried about being embalmed whilst living.

I don't need to read this, I've seen Kill Bill 2.

We bury the dead completely naked and tie his/her on his/her chest