Party puppers

Well I'm sure some of them have boyfriends

Doesn’t mean they couldn’t use some loving new parents

The blondes do look like they have Daddy issues

Oh the dogs, yeah, someone should take those dogs

I meant the bridesmaids :p

Well if they don't get married soon they'll get put down

Aww I hope they got adopted by the end of the wedding

I just hope they've had their shots

And are spayed so they don’t contribute to over population

And if they're spayed then they can go all raw-dog

Are we doing dog puns? Cause I’m all paw it