Blue Trimeresurus Insularis aka the Blue Pit Viper

It's funny like, I see this and I think it's beautiful and it calms me down about snakes. Then I picture it under my chair and have to sit Indian style

They are decently dangerous, but the good news is they want less to do with you and your chair than you want to do with them

I don't care what any snake wants, if that shits under my chair I'm freaking the fuck out, that's straight up nightmare fuel