Why is there (a) straw on the floor? (The "a" or "ein" is a mistake, perhaps an intentional one. Anyway, think straw like hay, not like straws you drink with).
It's a german running gag, known in all of Germany. It's from a really REALLY bad porn intro. It goes something like this:
*woman in lingerie is alone at home*
*doorbell rings, she opens*
*she leads him to the junction box*
Her: Well... So, here's the junction box.
Him: Okay but why is there straw everywhere?
Her: Why are you wearing a mask?
Him: Well then... Suck my dick.
*she gets down on her knees*
*woman in lingerie is alone at home*
*doorbell rings, she opens*
*she leads him to the junction box*
Her: Well... So, here's the junction box.
Him: Okay but why is there straw everywhere?
Her: Why are you wearing a mask?
Him: Well then... Suck my dick.
*she gets down on her knees*