Italian castle

So I tried to Google Translate the Italian, and it’s apparently something like, “You wouldn’t know shit even if you ate it from a bucket.”

That's actually a super neat castle. It was built as a fortification for the port on the south side of lake garda

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up.