Life with pets

Buddha used to bash the door open if I went into the bathroom so hard that he screwed up the drywall, and when I took showers he'd stand there with his face in the shower curtain blinking from the water hitting his eyes the whole time

I have a slide door so while they can’t be as dramatic they try their best to scratch it till they have a gap then they’ll push their way inside and sit on the flush tank getting wet all the while looking at me like “look what you made me do, do you think I enjoy this” and afterwards I have to clean the floor cause they’ll want to lick the water left like a bunch of thirsty gamers

*thirsty gamers* fuckin hell lolololol (I like how we're literally having like four conversations right now lol)