The best kind of Corndog

But if it were two unicorndogs it would certainly comply to most of the request.

Why?

Because a single unicorndog did not have plural, which corndogs in plural indicate. So this form (uniCORNDOGS) has less problems, now we just have to get rid of the uni- and we have corndogs!

But don't you think 2 of them actually bring twice the joy???