I just said out loud "non mais je t'emmerde enculé*" and if that sounds like your dog it's high time you see a vet.
But I agree German sounds really nice. We do have a tendency to only portray it in movies, videos etc as angry soldiers shouting "Achtung Minnen, Ausweiss!" but when you listen to acutal German people it's smooth and nice. To me it sounds like a bit like English, albeit "rounder" if that makes sense and with more "h" and "ing".
(*it's just a word traditionnally used as an insult and I don't judge people who like getting buttf*cked.)
No, that's Dutch or Swiss German, not actual German. Unlike French, Dutch sounds super endearing, though (to a German, anyway). So it's got that going for it.
But I agree German sounds really nice. We do have a tendency to only portray it in movies, videos etc as angry soldiers shouting "Achtung Minnen, Ausweiss!" but when you listen to acutal German people it's smooth and nice. To me it sounds like a bit like English, albeit "rounder" if that makes sense and with more "h" and "ing".
(*it's just a word traditionnally used as an insult and I don't judge people who like getting buttf*cked.)