I can do both.

I grew up on a farm and can verify this is true.

Fun that this was on beat with the song I was listening to (which was about depression).

Tootie Fruities are better.

I wouldn’t cause I hate turkey.

I hate it here.

I mean I wouldn’t have to defend my own beliefs so much if people stopped reacting like I kicked a puppy when I said I was an atheist.

This was oddly inspirational.

Corvids are my favorite kind of birds.

When both of these things are untrue.
Pit Bulls were never Nanny Dogs. That came as a result of people finding old pictures of kids with dogs and spreading this misinformation.
They also aren’t hardwired murder machines. Though due to their breed purpose they do have a higher likelihood of animal aggression so should be supervised when meeting new fluffy friends.

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.

Toasted Marshmallow is my dog’s actual name.

You’re saying it’s not cute?

It took me becoming an adult before I realized my grandmas cooking was not all that good. All the veggies were always mushy.

What is the white rainbow? Or are you supposed to color the bag in?

I’ve met him. And he is legit one of the nicest dudes.
Also I love how he rolls with the joke that his neck is huge. Cause among my friends the phrase “George Fisher’s Neck” is a thing people say to make me break down in hysterics. I literally went to the event I met him at so I could see “the neck” in person.

Thanks for getting the duck song stuck in my head.

“It is I, Grunty Boi”.

My cat has learned that too. So he screams at the top of his lungs cause he knows I’m up enough to feed him.

I also cannot bread a clock.

Not gonna lie. I would wear the Marlboro jacket unironically.

I’m pretty sure the creator or Puma or his brother who created Adidas was a nazi so at least the shoes are relevant to the company.

It seems to say that society would rather escape being burned alive than read some books.