The Naruto run has be proven to be detrimental to runners who know even the basics of how to run correctly. Given that vans most assuredly were designed for and can be driven with some efficiency it stands to reason that the Naruto run would also prove detrimental. Scientifically this is the stupidest thing I've read today so it's probably a good thing you're no scientist.
[your head]
Someone please hand them the joke guide.