Fu#k my career, right?

I was gonna criticize your meme use but you put it in the title

Also known as Catch 22

Not sure what country you're in, but most will issue a temporary work visa on the requirement that you secure work within 3, 6, 9, or even 12 months... if you do not then your temporary visa is revoked. If you do, then you are given a long term work visa.