Guards evil out

Honestly, if I went to rob someone and the dog smiled at me I would immediately stop my life of crime and pat the good boy

HE'S DOING HIS BEST!!!!

From experience, it's an ear-splitting bark that would disable all but the most sinister criminal.

Want a dog that looks like a samoyed (bigger with floppy ears) but IS a good guard dog?
Great Pyrenees.

Yet when someone says "pit bulls are naturally aggressive" people will lose their shit.

Bork bork, best boii