Dammit!!

Upgrade: “Ciao, Pacific Ocean Czar’s scent.” Yes, they are all pronounced differently. Why Czar? The alternate pronunciation, like “Tsar” would be said. Why scent? The “c” is silent (it’s origin of addition is actually unknown with the etymology of the word), and therefore, is pronounced by being unpronounced. It might be cheating, idk. This is the longest one I could think of...if anyone can add while still making this a coherent sentence, I welcome you to do so.

Every "e" in Mercedes is pronounced differently