It's Too Late

I am both of those men

I tried that once I said sorry I can't make dinner our cat is sitting on me and you know the rule I can't get up. My kid picked up the cat and put it on the ground and said go make dinner. She really wanted dinner I was making her favorite spaghetti.

I've been ignoring my cat for the past 16 hrs and gave her two ear flicks. She's on timeout for 24 hrs because she put her fucking paws in the bowl of the toilet.