"Hey guys *small wave and sniffles*, I guess you've already read the title so you know where this is going. I am so sorry for my recent actions, I have no excuses *proceeds to list off excuses*"
Add in the occasional bursting into tears and "I just don't want my followers to think wrongly of me" spiel.
Add in the occasional bursting into tears and "I just don't want my followers to think wrongly of me" spiel.